Tag Archives: GMO Humor

You Deserve A Revolution Today!

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Things are gathering momentum at the farcebook page for Artists Against Monsanto!! No longer a few lonely creative souls, journeying inside an invisible bubble, it has become the community of artists and innovators that was envisioned on the day of its conception… Some make memes, some paint murals, others do street art, and still others are producing fine art on canvases that could be displayed in any gallery east of the west coast!

This is very good news, to us! We feel it is just getting started, as most of the artwork so far has been created solo, and we would like to see future collaboration, as well as public interaction… The page is developing its own following, which in turn just inspires more art to be produced… And that art has a conscious point: To save the food supply! Through creativity, humor, information, innovation, awareness, and maybe even demonstrations in the distant future…

We’re still figuring out basics though, like how to make the page functional for everyone, if possible… We believe that borrowing a corporate logo and making a satirical parody of it is absolutely okay, but we also feel that whoever put the creative effort to do that should get the credit for this… While creating the guidelines for sending us your art, this was the motivating reason for insisting it must be your production… We’ll take you at your word, now worries…

Here are the guidelines for sending us your Anti-GMO artwork:

1) Include the title of your work…

2) Send the highest quality images you possibly can… (i.e. Not a thumbnail-sized 95k file…)

3) Sign your art… (It must be something YOU created…)

4) Include the name you wish to have listed in the photo credit…

Send your anti-GMO art here: artistsagainstmonsanto@yahoo.com

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The 50 Year-Old Surgeon…

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Finally, the story of one man’s life, and how he went from organic to poisonously rotten…

Starring Dr. Oz, the real life traitor to the population of Planet Earth… Watch the shocking truth revealed in cinematic brilliance, as Oz changes his tune about GMO foods… He thought the¬†hippocratic oath was all about hypocrisy, and he has lived up to his oath extremely well!! He begs the question to be asked of him, “Which truth is your real truth, the one BEFORE, where you espoused healthy organic foods, packed with nutrients and poison-free? Or your CURRENT truth that contradicts all that healthy stuff you used to say? Are you practicing to be a politician?”

Lies and more lies! He actually DID answer that question on national television, and his response was that (yawn) there are simply too many people in the world, and that in order to feed them all we have to poison them [sic] with GMO food… This argument is so shoddy that a 3-year old could take it down… You know? If GMO’s actually COULD feed a starving, overpopulated planet earth, the global starvation should have been eliminated years ago… Instead, it’s on the rise, along with droughts from poor Big Agricultural practices… World hunger has become a commodity that can be traded on Wall St… And therein LIES the answer to Dr. Oz’s betrayal of the citizens of Earth… He’s getting rich off of your diseases and death, caused by the toxic food he recommends you put into your body…

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So let’s ask Dr. Oz one last question, “Do you want GMO food in prison, while serving your life sentence?”

Final Fantasy 7: (Extended Monsanto Version)

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The Alt Health Works page recently asked me to do this image, and I am glad he did! Gotta make some art for the tweeners, eh? Or anyone else who wants a bonus life…

GMO Brother!

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I made this yesterday while flying across the ocean… It’s something I have wanted to create for weeks now, but it came together yesterday! The difficulty before was in selecting the right (or wrong, in this case!) people to appear in the art…

Yesterday it became clear that yes, there ARE 3 ringleader types, as far as pro-GMO spokesman-type folks who would be easy enough to recognize… Those individuals are: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who used to work for Monsanto; FDA Food Czar Michael Taylor; and the TV turncoat Dr. Oz… Here’s the image!

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Yeah, yeah, I know the font is different! This original text was nearly impossible to match, even after downloading over a hundred new ones to try and get it right… And I have learned that unless it is so similar you can’t tell, better to make them very different… Anyway, this one may undergo a revamp, although it’s keeping me laughing, for now!

Harper’s Bizzare!

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Through networking with folks around the world, I keep learning new things all the time… Recently some Canadian citizens have asked me to put a bit of focus on the True North, so here are several attempts… I am learning a lot about Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper appears to be public enemy #1, similar to how most folks in America despise Obama and his lies… A week ago, all I knew was that in Canada they call Rape ‘Canola’ and modify it! And that MOST of Pamela Anderson was from there…

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I like to re-brand familiar images and icons, hopefully with a conscious point to them… But even humor is a poor-man’s-enlightenment…

I had a hunch that folks in the USA wouldn’t get this at all, we being so egocentric and plain old dumb… So I made a USA alternate… If Newsweek can change their cover for different countries, so can I, hee hee…

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While I was at it, I made a blank one, in the hopes that all of you clever Canadians would download it and make your own memes! This is me handing the torch to the True North… Let’s roll!

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Finally, I have one that didn’t work for the page that wanted a cover image, but I still like the way it turned out… Image

So let’s win the country back, eh? Canada can be a free nation again, but it will take you! Don’t eat Arctic Apples, or Harper’s bizarre bullshit…

Mouths Against Monsanto…

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If you have ever asked the question, “What can I do?” in the face of huge global crises such as a poisoned food supply, you are not alone… It’s part of the process, and a necessary one as well, if we are to ever turn this planetary ship around… If we decide the problem is too big, or that we are too small, then we have conceded the battle before we ever get to the field… Sun Tzu was GMO-Free, and he told me we should just close our mouths…

What?!?

That is my primary weapon in my defense against the dark food arts, to close my mouth… Go Gandalf on those GMO’s and yell out, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!”

It’s even more important to close our mouths than opening them to tell another person about the bad news of GMO’s in our food… Way more important, enough to have a symbol like this Russian artist who sewed his mouth shut… True, I have taken artistic liberties, and given him a new cause for his expression… Gandhi would be a good spokesman for this worldwide hunger strike, eh?

This is something that EVERYONE can do… Okay, maybe someone in a coma on an IV drip might not have an option to avoid the GMO syrup, but just about everyone else does… And there is a constant need for vigilance here, because new horrors are being slipped in all the time, without our knowledge or consent… Stay aware, update daily! You don’t have to actually sew your mouth shut, but it might help to keep that image in your head a bit… Here it is up close and personal!

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